grundle

The land of Grundele is the magical place located south of the balls and north of your anus. It is overly populated by wild stray pubes. The aroma generated by the grundel is one of myth and legand. Many men go days on end without showering in order to raise the Potency of their grundele smell. Purfume was originally thought to have orginated in trying to mimic the amazing smell of the sacred strip of skin.

After an exahusting workout Tom reached down and brushed his hand ever so gently over his grundle, smelling it gave him his greatest sense of accomplishment.

by Footballgrundele is the best September 16, 2006

grundle

1. Perineum, ie area of skin directly anterior to the anus. Generally refers to the male version.
2. (Obscure) Unkempt, often awkward character who just doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the group. Unrelated to 1; originated in Cape Breton, Canada, but has spread as far as Australia.

1. Don't forget to wash your grundle.
2. I feel like the family grundle.

by glapaloopscap January 27, 2004

grundle slick

A hair removal procedure requiring an individual with a morally casual attitude, a strip of hot wax and a hairy taint. One run and your done!

Boy it sure feels like i got peanut butter in a fur coat going on in my downstairs mix-up, if i got a grundle slick life would be good, and i wouldn't have to walk like i just got off a horse.

by rubbertreejoe March 5, 2009

Grundlecopter

To rapidly lick in a circular motion upon ones grundle!

While the hot M.I.L.F was felaciating me I was sent into a tailspin when she suprised me with a Grundlecopter!

by nhyankee1979 July 17, 2009

grundle juice

The clear white heavenly scented liquid found in between the balls and the anus

So do you like sweet or Savory. ...

I like Savory.

Well here let me rub one ot the rice crackers on my grundle juice and I'll take you to heaven.

by Amax May 10, 2016

Grundle Gazing

When someone repetitively gazes at your groin area.

Hey bro, did you see that girl over there? She was totally grundle gazing me.

by ThotDestroyer3000 September 16, 2018

Grundlescaper

1. Someone who manscapes other people's grundles

2. A bottom feeder, degenerate or one who should be thrown out of windows at high elevations

Jay P needs to get the kids in line, they're talking out of turn and you already know that the grundlescapers are going exploit the stupid shit that's coming of Kaplan's mouth to stoke the flames and feed the animals at the zoo... Don't feed the fucking animals...

by Felix of Nazareth August 27, 2020