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Grinching

Inserting semen back in the urethra by way of blowing semen through a straw directly into the urethra.
Hey babe, can you keep grinching me?
by Helibobter2 April 30, 2024
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Grinched

Used to declare that a situation is completely one-sided and already decided — either in total victory or total defeat; often said to taunt or mock an opponent.
Our entire squad got grinched in the final round — we didn’t even stand a chance.
by k9drredd June 6, 2025
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Grinch finger

How a white person's dreadlocks will appear after lack of proper care (i.e. Like one of the Grinch's fingers).

Also a derogatory name for a white person with unkempt dreads, usually associated with the New Age movement. Grinch fingers.
"That girl hasn't showered or anything for a month. Her dreads are all Grinch fingers now."
"I hate this camping spot. Those Grinch fingers next door have come over here several times to try to bum stuff."
by theheromachine April 8, 2024
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Grinching

Having a large, surprising erection from a penis of below-average size.

The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”
“That ho was so fine, I was grinching before we even got back to her dorm!” Xander exclaimed, “it was about time to I laid the rumors of my small dong to rest.”
by DickStinkem January 13, 2023
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Grinch

1. (n.) The cave-dwelling, solitary curmudgeon of Mount Crumpit with a penchant for ruining the fun of the citizens of Whoville, the Cat in the Hat, and others, especially around the holidays. Has a pet dog named Max, typically Green or sometimes White.
2. (adj., 'Grinchy') to have Christmas spirit in short supply ("The term 'Grinchy' shall apply when Christmas spirit is in short supply." 1).
3. (v.) to make another's life unbearable("He runs into the Cat in the Hat and decides to make the cat's life unbearable." 2).
1. "Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot. But the Grinch who lived just North of Whoville did not!
2. "My father gets Grinchy around October, right when holiday stuff starts getting put in Hobby Lobby."
3. "The Grinch Grinched the Cat in the Hat was ridiculous, I mean, Persimmon Pink? The Grinch would never in 2025!"
1 How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Directed by Ron Howard, performance by Jeffrey Tambor, Imagine Entertainment, Dr. Seuss Enterprises, 2000.
2 Publically Editable. "The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat (TV Short 1982) - IMDb." IMDb, Amazon, Date Accessed 12/17/2025.
by StanmichNomenclature December 17, 2025
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Birthing your own grinch

Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity
by Sexydimma October 13, 2024
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Food Grinch

A person who doesn't like anything another person recommend to eat
Do you like pie? No!!! Your such a Food Grinch...
by Wildcat13 October 7, 2015
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