by dr sus December 22, 2024
Having a large, surprising erection from a penis of below-average size.
The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”
The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”
“That ho was so fine, I was grinching before we even got back to her dorm!” Xander exclaimed, “it was about time to I laid the rumors of my small dong to rest.”
by DickStinkem January 13, 2023
Inserting semen back in the urethra by way of blowing semen through a straw directly into the urethra.
by Helibobter2 April 30, 2024
Grinching (Verb) When a companion inserts semen back into the urethra by way of blowing said semen through a straw.
by Helibobter2 May 06, 2024
The act of stealing packages from peoples' homes (i.e. porch piracy) during the holiday season. People often partake in grinching to avoid spending their own money on costly Christmas gifts.
A: Hey man, what presents did you buy for your family this year?
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.
by c. wrangler July 15, 2022
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 13, 2024