greasy ballsagna

A generous, and greasy offering of balls on your face. can be served with a hot steamy cheese topping, and is often ordered to go. Greasy ballsagna is a mexican favorite, but was inspired by italians. Dirty sanchez is often a nice side dish.
Guy: Hey susie, are you ready for some greasy balsagna, its a little hot so it might scald your face
Susie: thats okay, i love greasy ballsagna, please give me more, and top me off with a little sanchez
by diarrhea-dan August 12, 2009
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greasy pizza

That greasy pizza just lost his job!
by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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greasy pierre

the second best thing to tappin dat ass
she wouldnt let me stick it in her butt but she let me giver her a greasy pierre
by Paul Thundergod May 06, 2004
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greasy pork

When a man sperms himself, and rubs his jizz all over his penis. He then wraps his penis in bacon. After this, he sets his bacon-wrapped penis onto a frying pan, and lets it cook. After he cooks his bacon, a girl eats it off his dick.
Boy, the way that girl ate that hot dog really got me wondering if she'd like some greasy pork.
by steritz102 September 29, 2010
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greasy italian

I guy who strolls into the office on the first week of work with a wife beater on, a cream polyseter suit and his grandmothers white shoes. Answers to Clinton and enjoys dating single moms in Vanier of the nig-nog variety
Check out that greasy Italian did he steal that suit from Ricardo Montablam from Fantasy Island. Seriously how many baby mamas from Vanier does that guy have?
by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008
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greasy noob

A level of noob which implies the player has been playing for a reasonable amount of time but still is quite horrible at the game.
Often used to name games which are meant to attract noobs
note: noob same as newb
master chief: "wow this team death match is filled with greasy noobs"
by saladprinter January 16, 2009
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greasy slut

Usually blonde over-processed hair, haggard facial characteristics. Money grubbing. Not well spoken, of little education. Works menial jobs as usually has criminal record i.e. Driving under the influence. Brews own wine from "Wine Kits ©". Shops at Forever 21 - oblivious to the fact that she no longer falls into age appropriate dress. Always a victim she ploys herself on the sympathies of others. Usually the only friend she has left are their own Mothers (slut apple never falls far from the slut tree). Narcisstic qualities and a chronic smokers hack coupled with social hand grenade potential she's definitely one you'll want to pass on. Also has an affinity for Goldfish.
I once dated a greasy slut.
by Sarcasmdeadgoldfish July 05, 2015
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