jerk grunt

the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face.

Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night!
jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?

by Hrm Smk May 16, 2009

thirty odd foot of grunt

An almost other-wordly assault on the ears of all humanity.

Thiry Odd Foot of Grunt. Why, dear God, oh why?

by High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek August 24, 2003

Southwater Grunt

Southwater Grunt can also be used to describe all Arsenal fans.

Mr Burns: Hey Arsenal played really well last night, I think I'm in love with Jack Wilshere...

Mr Binny: Shut up Mr Burns your such a southwater grunt

by Danny Bins January 11, 2011

heavyfire grunt

A person who acts like an idiot over online gaming services.

Man that guy is being such a heavyfire grunt

by Evolutions May 20, 2010

Retard Grunt

The act of making a loud constipated grunting sound at somebody that did something retarded.

"UGGHHH!" <-- Retard Grunt.

by Ballstothewall. January 28, 2012

occupation grunt

An audible grunt, cough, or clearing of the throat issued by an individual while using a stall in a public men's restroom, especially when they hear someone else entering. This is done to advise the incoming patron that the stall is occupied, helping them avoid any awkward attempts to open the door or worse, peer through the crack in the door. A grunt is best because this bypasses any dialogue or conversation- both of which are widely regarded as taboo in a public men's room.

Cletus: so I was dropping a deuce at the mall when I heard the door open, so I gave an occupation grunt, right? But that fool didn't know any bathroom etiquette and tried to open my door anyway. As if my pants around my ankles behind the closed door wasn't enough of a giveaway!

DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.

by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

Poo grunt

Poo grunt is another word for a fart. As though a piece of crap is a beast in your bowels that grunts (farts) like a pig

"What stinks?", " that dirty bastard did a poo grunt"

by Ean. Nk. Holahan July 30, 2016