gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )

Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion

by midget gopha December 17, 2014

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Gopher Buddy

A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.

Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!

"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."

by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 07, 2019

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gopher green

One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)

Damn, son, that bitch is a real Gopher Green, she smoked up all of my bud.

by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014

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Gopherring

When your piece of shit ex won’t let you live your life, thrive and move on. They pop up from the social soil through any means necessary. As cute as their furry faces may be, they will irreparably damage the ground that you walk on.

I was about to head out with my girls but my ex came gopherring in with an, “I miss you” text. Trying to bring me down and keep me in his tiny little paws.

by Gingerspritz August 02, 2018

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Gopher hunting

When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.

I got fired because I was gopher hunting and the boss floated my doo onto his shoe!

by fentistile March 24, 2014

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