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Gooner

A frequent gower of the goon AKA (Fools Lagoon) Sea Of Thieves
Hey we're passing your home! You God danm gooner!
by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021
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Gooner Bait

Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.
Did you hear about Stellar Blade? It looks like its some serious gooner bait.
by Pleasant_Plant September 9, 2024
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Gooner Supreme

This prestigious title is awarded to the most dedicated and knowledgeable Gooners who have demonstrated an exceptional level of expertise, loyalty, and passion for the Goon. It is a distinction reserved for those who have earned the highest recognition within the community by becoming the Gooner Supreme.
Example: After 10 years of straight Goon, Nick Adatia was recognized and named the Gooner Supreme.
by Gooner Supreme March 2, 2025
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Gooner

1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
My boy Barry is a massive gooner
by PinDarkShadow May 2, 2024
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Perpetual Gooner

Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.
Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?

Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.

Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.

Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025
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Mundy Gooner

A kid who goons in a public bathroom in school
“There goes the mundy gooner!”
Are you the mundy gooner?”
by Xxert October 21, 2025
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