Goldfish syndrome

A condition that makes people easily lose memory

Omg do you have Goldfish syndrome or something you always forget things

by Dr phil 664 May 1, 2024

Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking their really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

Goldfish

The cheapest dirtiest fish there is.

Tom:Hey I have a dog, what's your pet?
Bill: I have a goldfish.
Tom:Eew that $.10 fish?

by andy36yr19 June 9, 2018

Goldfish

An extremely attractive person that is always smiling (a snack that smiles back). First used by twitter user thegayranger.

Person A: Have you seen Black Panther?
Person B: Hell yeah, Michael B. Jordan was looking like a goldfish in it.
Person A: A what?
Person B: A goldfish. A snack that smiles back.

by Michael B Jordan Stan February 28, 2018

goldfish walking

1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?

1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.

by I am r o c k April 8, 2021

Goldfishing

When you get to high and forget everything is 5 seconds, like a gold fish swimming around a bowl.

Oh nooooo…… I keep goldfishing

by Dory420 May 2, 2022

Goldfishing

I'm pornography, when the guy is ready to cum he takes his penis from his co-star, the co-star gets on their knees, looks skyward with mouth agape and eagerly awaits bring fed. Just like Goldfish in a tank when they see that food is about to be put in the water.

My gf and I came up with this term a couple years ago while watching porn and realized we hated the act. Like anybody in the real world would jump up from the position they were in and ruin their moment by being splattered with a disgusting goo.

I thought she was really conservative but then I saw her Goldfishing for the entire rugby team Saturday night.

by Mike Oxbernt June 21, 2023