Dirty Gretzky

When you are having sex, and then you cum, and then you realize it is a dead body.

“Dude I went to the morgue yesterday and I was fucking a girl, then realized I was doing a Dirty Gretzky.”

by Wardy III April 16, 2020

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Mr Goltz

A cool guy that is a teacher, he teaches science and math. Mr Goltz also is a nice guy that can take a joke as well as give one. Overall he is one of the best teachers you can get for maths and science and if you get him, enjoy your time with this awesome guy.

Person one: hey bro who are you teachers?
Person two: uhh I’ve got ...
Person two: Is that guy a bad teacher?

Person one: No way bro that’s a Mr Goltz!

by Mr Goltz September 17, 2020

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alyssa goretzka

the hottest and sexiest person to ever live

“wow theyre so hot and sexy”
“oh its just alyssa goretzka”

by hsbwjdwnskskenfncnskwkrnd November 25, 2021

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Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 21, 2020

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