fur bird

a male crotch with an exceptionally large bush

I went out on my third date with Rick last night and he has a total fur bird!

by motorninja April 24, 2014

fur beret

1. A bad toupee.

2. A prostitute's merkin.

3. An obscure sexual favor that involves wearing a prostitute's merkin as a toupee.

1. Donald Trump has a nasty fur beret.

2. If you're in to "natural" chicks, just have her wear a fur beret.

3. You were so drunk last night, you asked for a fur beret. You might want to check for lice.

by notanotherhofstragirl February 5, 2010

Snow Fur

the way to describe a stinkin hot yandere furry

"that chick didn't let me get a blink of sleep last night!"
"she must be a snow fur."

by SpoiledJam March 25, 2021

Mob-fur

Hairy wicked, excellent, good times for all.

Wow, that fireworks display was Mob-fur!!!

by Lay November 8, 2003

fur pie

Usually referring to an unshaven female pudenda, but it could refer to any bodily hair (underarm hair, pubic hair, leg hair) of both genders

I can deal with fur pie, but it's not my favorite kind of pie.

-"Are you unshaven?"
-"Well..."
-"Are you unshaven? Fur pie doesn't sell."

by Lorelili December 28, 2005

gorilla fur

thick male pubes covering his body to the point that he belongs in a zoo with the gorillas.

"Did you see the gorilla fur on that guy?! He belongs in a zoo!"

by Iknowyourdirtysecrets July 2, 2016

Fur Hag

Pejorative proper noun. Someone who flaunts the use of fur fashion, despite the anti-animal practices it supports.

While at a Parisian nightclub recently, Lindsay Lohan had a bag of flour dumped on her and was proclaimed a Fur Hag by a rabid PETA supporter (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxyg2UsyIlQ)

Use - OMG, did you see what Lindsay Lohan wore to that premiere the other day? She is such a Fur Hag!

by Dakota Moss April 2, 2009