frozen windpipe

a frozen wind pipe is a sexual act where you poop in a ziplock bag, freeze it and re-insert it in your partners ass.

oh please give me another frozen windpipe today, it made my insides cold for hours.

by kees March 8, 2008

Frozen Weiners

When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.

*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*

When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.

by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011

frozen doberman

when something, usually a nut or bolt is so oxidised it won’t unscrew.

‘that nut just won’t budge, it’s frozen doberman. WD-40 did fuck all’

by frozen doberman May 19, 2019

frozen head

Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C

Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?

by Germ Keymoff March 9, 2020

Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer

Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now

by le scrape March 12, 2020

Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

frozen Joe

Renowned frozen yoghurt franchise, known for its exquisite taste and innovative flavours. The flagship stores in and around Berlin, as well as their franchises, provide customers with a delicious and healthy tasting experience.

Boy: Do you wanna go and get an ice-cream?
Girl: Nah, let's get a frozen joe, they're the best in town.

by littlecaprice April 20, 2017