a frozen wind pipe is a sexual act where you poop in a ziplock bag, freeze it and re-insert it in your partners ass.
by kees March 8, 2008
Get the frozen windpipemug. The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer
Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now
by le scrape March 12, 2020
Get the Frozen Grapemug. This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.
Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.
Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?
Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022
Get the Frozen Vincenzomug. Using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. Then use your Desi on your husbands swollen anus. Also known as an "Al Sharpton"
by Structure6 December 6, 2011
Get the Frozen Desimug. A playboy who has two faces; a nasty one to his friends and outside world, and an innocent one to his family. Frozen Killers often have multiple girlfriends, but they truly love none
by Asslover420 November 27, 2018
Get the frozen killermug. the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.
by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021
Get the Frozen Italianmug. When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.
*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*
When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*
When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.
by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011
Get the Frozen Weinersmug.