a frozen wind pipe is a sexual act where you poop in a ziplock bag, freeze it and re-insert it in your partners ass.
by kees March 08, 2008
by Poisonbat October 24, 2022
Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
Friend 2: You betcha!
by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 02, 2020
the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.
by she got a rack doe August 06, 2021
Using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. Then use your Desi on your husbands swollen anus. Also known as an "Al Sharpton"
by Structure6 December 06, 2011
The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.
by nico jack pepper November 23, 2017
by Germ Keymoff March 09, 2020