n. a person whom you can trust with nearly any information and count on to help you out of a difficult situation, also gives advice to help you avoid making a mess of your life; many people are considered to be friends, but few truly are.
Bob tells John that he wanted a can of beer despite the fact he is underage and that he had one. John respects Bob's actions and keeps the info to himself.
John has pissed off his landlord and now his life is in danger. Bob grabs whatever weapons are available to him and rushes out to help protect John.
Bob is sad and decides masochism is the answer. John reminds him how stupid that is and that hurting yourself solves nothing.
pseudofriends: (those you think are but really are not friends)
John sells Bob's secret to the school gossip.
John is lost and calls Bob, but Bob hangs up on him and ignores the hail because his favorite show is on TV.
Bob is expecting a call from his girlfriend and John hands the phone to Bob, except John does not tell Bob that it is his mother that called and not his girlfriend. John laughs as Bob takes the phone and says "Hey baby, you want to make some more love tonight?"
John has pissed off his landlord and now his life is in danger. Bob grabs whatever weapons are available to him and rushes out to help protect John.
Bob is sad and decides masochism is the answer. John reminds him how stupid that is and that hurting yourself solves nothing.
pseudofriends: (those you think are but really are not friends)
John sells Bob's secret to the school gossip.
John is lost and calls Bob, but Bob hangs up on him and ignores the hail because his favorite show is on TV.
Bob is expecting a call from his girlfriend and John hands the phone to Bob, except John does not tell Bob that it is his mother that called and not his girlfriend. John laughs as Bob takes the phone and says "Hey baby, you want to make some more love tonight?"
by Loduwijk July 5, 2004
Get the friendmug. Ryan: You sure we can't get together?
Jodi: We can be friends.
Ryan: A friend... right.
Ryan then proceeds to cry on the inside whilst keeping a blank expression on his face.
Jodi: We can be friends.
Ryan: A friend... right.
Ryan then proceeds to cry on the inside whilst keeping a blank expression on his face.
by Richard Blade February 4, 2009
Get the Friendmug. People who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. People who make you laugh till you pee your pants. People who ALWAYS have your back, nomatter WHAT. People who Love You just the way you are and never want to hurt you. :)
by OMGPickles <3 June 4, 2009
Get the Friendsmug. A friend is someone that can make you laugh, at any point in time
She/He will always care about you even if you have a huge argument
She/He will always care about you even if you have a huge argument
Me: I'm so upset, I can't belive she said that about me!
Alice: Well at least she didn't steal your eyelashes
Me and my best friend have a psycic connection, and we know how we feel, even when we are apart
Alice: Well at least she didn't steal your eyelashes
Me and my best friend have a psycic connection, and we know how we feel, even when we are apart
by xxRubyHeartzBrandonxx January 7, 2008
Get the Friendmug. (V) 1. When you masturbate until your penis bleeds
2. When you use fine grained sand paper to rub off callouses on your penis in the hopes that masturbation once again feels good
3. Sprinkling salt on ones penis so that it shrivels up and can fit in small holes such as the hole in the middle of cds
4. Any self-mutilating excessive masturbation
2. When you use fine grained sand paper to rub off callouses on your penis in the hopes that masturbation once again feels good
3. Sprinkling salt on ones penis so that it shrivels up and can fit in small holes such as the hole in the middle of cds
4. Any self-mutilating excessive masturbation
1. I need a band-aid because I just gave myself The Friend
2. Let's go to Home Depot. I wanna give myself The Friend later
3. My penis looks like a slug when I do The Friend
4. That fool has a Frankencock from doing The Friend too much
2. Let's go to Home Depot. I wanna give myself The Friend later
3. My penis looks like a slug when I do The Friend
4. That fool has a Frankencock from doing The Friend too much
by B_Rock January 20, 2006
Get the The Friendmug. Democrat Friends: When you are drinking and need to get home they take your keys, block your car in, and call the cops if you leave.
Republican Friends: Charge you 20 for a ride home and tell you leave if you dont pay.
Real Friends: Follow you home, help you figure out the best way to get home with minimum cop exposure, drive you home to get your spare key, help beat the democrat's ass for taking your keys, and will run from the cops with you if they attempt to pull you over while never ratting anyone out if they get caught.
Republican Friends: Charge you 20 for a ride home and tell you leave if you dont pay.
Real Friends: Follow you home, help you figure out the best way to get home with minimum cop exposure, drive you home to get your spare key, help beat the democrat's ass for taking your keys, and will run from the cops with you if they attempt to pull you over while never ratting anyone out if they get caught.
Cop: Alright sir, who was driving the vehicle...who was the person who got away on foot. You are going down for this if you don't tell me now!
Real Friends: Mr. Policeman, it was your fatass MOMMA!
Real Friends: Mr. Policeman, it was your fatass MOMMA!
by JAG27 February 9, 2010
Get the Friendsmug. When You text someone asking them to prom, they don't like you like that so you get the "as friends" reply twice
Jordan "hey wanna go prom"
Amy(whatsapp 20:11) "as friends right?"
Amy(text message 20:12) "as friends right?"
Amy(whatsapp 20:11) "as friends right?"
Amy(text message 20:12) "as friends right?"
by Willz May 20, 2017
Get the As friendsmug.