A high school located in downtown frederick MD. In recent years it has become know for its poor performance in academics and sports (not including the '09 baseball team). Frederick high is thought of as a fairly ghetto school due to the deteriorating facilities. a study done through the "High Flier" concluded that 85% of seniors have smoked weed. Teachers at frederick high include Linda Borring, Mr. Engelstatter, Mrs. Mujeeb, and Mrs. Kapustin.
All of this said... Frederick high is a more diverse and fun learning environment than an other school in the county. We are the shit.
All of this said... Frederick high is a more diverse and fun learning environment than an other school in the county. We are the shit.
Urbana kid: Dude we crushed frederick high in wrestling last week.
Frederick kid: That may be true, but you go to school with a bunch of prick ass rich white kids. fuck you urbana. Frederick high wrestlers are the coolest.
Frederick kid: That may be true, but you go to school with a bunch of prick ass rich white kids. fuck you urbana. Frederick high wrestlers are the coolest.
by t0m2012 February 17, 2010
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If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.
If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:
-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D
If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.
If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:
-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D
I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!
There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?
I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!
There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?
I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!
by freefromthegripsoftheburg September 11, 2011
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Usually used in reference to describe a member of the opposite sex who is amazing in bed and crazy everywhere else.
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Friend 1: She is great to have sex with once or twice a year, but to have her every day would kill me unnaturally soon.
Friend 2: What do you mean?
Friend 1: She is great to have sex with once or twice a year, but to have her every day would kill me unnaturally soon.
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