Foul King

The Foul King (반칙왕, Banchikwang)
A great korean comedy written and directed by Kim Ji-woon in 2000.

"Foul King’s humor is subtle and dry for the most part, and it occasionally lapses into absurdity to great effect."

by badshogun December 10, 2009

Technical Foul

When you break Whitey Duvall's house rules.

If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)

Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

fucker foul

is to deliberately say or do something in the middle of someone's being high to fuck up their happy mood or they're high

man the other night I was in a good position to get head from my old lady and she had to fucker Foul Me by bringing up that bitch I cheat on with her last month

by Minge June 3, 2018

Foul fishy snatch

A fanny that is unwashed for a while in the hot summer that starts to produce a rancid rotting fish stench and possibly a discharge

OMG my front bum nearly made me vomit the other day I did a massive fanny guff and the foul stink led me to believe I have a nasty case of foul fishy snatch syndrome

by Big T Hound October 21, 2021

Reach around foul

Reach around foul: when you’re playing basketball and you reach into your buds pants and he cums right away.

Hey bud, you wanna play some basketball? Sure, reach around foul? Oh ya bud you’re going to dirty those pats.

by Horny Thornley April 2, 2020

foule du frap

This chess position:
1. e4 c6 2. e5 d5 3. exd6 Qxd6 4. Nf3 e5 5. d3 c5 6. Be3 b6 7. Qd2 Nc6 8. a3 Bg4 9. Ng5 Be6 10. Nxe6 Qxe6 11. b4 cxb4 12. axb4 Bxb4 13. c3 Ba5 14. d4 Rd8 15. Bb5 Nf6 16. Bxc6+ Qxc6 17. Qc2 Qxg2 18. Rf1 Rc8 19. dxe5 Bxc3+ 20. Nxc3 Nd5 21. Ra3 O-O 22. Qb2 Nxe3 23. e6 Rce8 24. exf7+ Kxf7 25. Qb3+ Kg6 26. fxe3 Qxf1+ 27. Kd2 Qf2+ 28. Kd3 Qxe3+ 29. Kc4 Qc5+ 30. Kd3 Re3+ 31. Kd2 Rf2+ 32. Ne2 Rfxe2+ 33. Kd1 Re1+ 34. Kd2 Qc1# 0-1

This is such a foule du frap

by areu March 25, 2021

foul wind ensemble

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.

I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018