by Cody June 18, 2004
A musical play by Andrew Lloyd Webber, stolen from a poem book by T.S. Elliot, in which people dress up in fabulous/stupid cat costumes and sing the exact the words of T.S. Elliot's poems; mixed with some original, but dumb, songs by Webber. The musical is most famous for the ballad, 'Memory'.
Man #1: Hey, I've got two tickets to Cats. You wanna come?
Man #2: The musical Cats? What are you, too lazy to read the book?
Man #2: The musical Cats? What are you, too lazy to read the book?
by That Depends; Who Are You? September 06, 2009
someone who makes plans but never falls through with them OR a person who is not chill or "cannot hang" 😤
by lizy pix July 02, 2017
by glassbluntz July 11, 2010
The cuddliest and best of God’s creatures. They love us, demand of us, and they even protect our children, whom they consider part of their pack. They helped the human race evolve from hunter/gatherers to static builders of civilization by protecting our grain stock from mice, so humanity didn’t have to continuously be on the move. They were critically important to the progress of humanity and were even worshiped in ancient Egypt as gods. The mass murder of cats in the Middle Ages as a result of the pope declaring them all to be evil allowed the rat population to explode bringing with them the bubonic plague, which spread uncontrollably. Two-thirds of the population of Europe and North Africa died in the most catastrophic event in human history. Eventually people started to notice that towns which protected cats didn’t suffer from mass death and disease and cats became cool again. Now, hundreds of years later, humanity has gone back to worshiping cats, having learned it’s lesson which is: don’t fvck with god’s chosen creatures 🐱 🐈 ⬛
by JamieRhymie August 27, 2022
A majestic animal that romes your house at 3 in the morning, knocking over shit and making loud noises to wake you the fuck up. They sleep eveywhere and have all the hatred in the world towards you even though you bust your ass to feed them whenever they keep meowing and will not shut the fuck up.
Cat: *knocks something over at 4 in the morning
Cats Owner : *cleans up the mess while the cat stands there and watches
Cat: *follows owner back up and constantly meows until you feed it
Cats Owner : *cleans up the mess while the cat stands there and watches
Cat: *follows owner back up and constantly meows until you feed it
by bm1740 February 16, 2017
by Piper the Cat March 05, 2013