flashdump

Taking a dump at great speed, inclusive of wiping.

1:-"I just pooed in like 20 seconds!"
2:-"That's a pretty fast shit!"
1:-"That, my friend, was a Flashdump."

by Hefelumpman January 2, 2007

flash-now

When you continuously imagine what could have been at this exact moment.

Guy 1: Did you see that crazy flash-now on Jericho last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but what about the end of it?
Guy 1: You dumbshit, that was a hallucination, not a flash-now!

by Eric Green January 19, 2008

Flashing off

A girl showing off her body

That model
Is flashing off with her new tan!

by Shitfuckcc February 18, 2017

Flashback no Jutsu

A technique that allows the user to tap into flashbacks from their past that make no sense to the plot or story of a series or movie.

"Impossible! Did you just unlock the Flashback no Jutsu?"

by Senseifrijoles69 January 1, 2022

Photo Flash

A term for someone who is so pale that the flash of a camera would give them sunburn

John? Did you get a photo flash or were you just out in the sun for once?

by Squid86 June 21, 2010

Canopy Flashfuck

The sexual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then fucks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his penis.

Canopy Flashfucking is a weird way of saying "i'm too lazy for sex"

by Blankerson September 13, 2011

Text Flashing

The act of sending a dick pic via text, with very little or no warning whatsoever.

Zachary was unable to snag a girl using conventional methods, so he attempted to do so by text flashing.

by Silly231 December 17, 2011