turd flake

1. The thin remains of a turd that dont flush the first time, and usually sink to the bottom.

2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.

1. -twinx- hey eric, i was takin a crap yesterday reading man on man action, and i got up, flushed the toilet, and those nasty turd flakes were there... so, i tried to flush it.

-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!

2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.

-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!

-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.

by Poot Gremlin... of DOOM July 17, 2006

crusty bell flake

An extremely rare phenomena where a crust, usually composed of semen and fermented pus, develops on the tip of the bell creating a nasty smell and results in horrendous blistering...can only be treated by tickling the crust with the feather of a one-eyed yak thus causing it to turn into a mollusc which can then be removed using a ping pong paddle forged from the anal hair of an arabian horse.

See that Oliver guy? He had a nasty case of crusty bell flake...

by lordanalwart June 10, 2011

peruvian flake

100% pure cocaine

this is peruvian flake because it had my nose bleeding for real

by tuff puff February 23, 2004

Porn Flake

An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.

The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.

"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."

"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."

by artist1955 August 5, 2012

snitch flake

informant with a flaky personality. sometimes referred to as "fish 'n' snitch"

man kieran not only flaked out on me last night, he informed everyone who knows me about my spacedock habit.

what a snitch flake

by elephantkillsdiscountfastlane March 11, 2009

Whataboutism-flake

A person who can't disprove a relevant point which may show bias or a double-standard. So all they have is to say nice whataboutism.

Chris doesn't want to acknowledge his double-standards, when I showed him and example he said nice whataboutism. He had no other response, he is just like all the other whataboutism-flakes.

by MickyD777 January 7, 2021

Wetty-flake-puss-boy

When you're mate is being a cunt but he doesn't really justify why and you can't really think of a better insult to call him.

"Dan is such a wetty-flake-puss-boy"

by zxXWesleySnipesXxz July 3, 2015