federbaby

One of K-Fed's numerous spawn.

She is prolly having a federbaby.

by anonymouswhore July 10, 2007

fed-ex nipples

Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.

"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."

by Sponjizz1930 June 18, 2014

Fedeufel

Cuddling with “extra steps”

Man: “hey Caleb have fun with that fedeufel last night~?”
Caleb: “yeah, it was great~”

by TheNurse69 April 18, 2021

tim federle

Homophobic lazy bitch who can't make a second season right.

I can't believe that Tim Federle made the season finale 20 minutes long!!! We should go and slap his ass right now!

by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021

The Federal Pain Chamber

When you are so fucking drugged out of your mind that any slight inconvenience is suddenly a major issue.

"I am thinking mornings should be illegal and the federal pain chamber dismantled."

"The federal pain chamber?"
"Yeah, waking up really early is torture"

by AngelkNk September 2, 2021

Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic

This is the biggest SSR (Soviet Socialist Republic) of the Soviet Union, in both size and right. It is abbreviated P.C.F.C.P. (sometimes P.C.Ф.C.P. as the Russian Ф pronounces the same as English F) (originates from Russian form: Российская Советская Федеративная Социалистическая Республика) and R.S.F.S.R. Its modern counterpart is the Russian Federation since 1991.

Jim: I was born on December 11 1991 in the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, but only for one day. It became Russia the moment I was 1 day old.

by thealtf4psychic July 15, 2021

Fed Ex

FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.

Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.

1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.

3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.

by Bryan Smart November 10, 2008