An extremely sweet and loving girl. Besides the fact that her extreme beauty and smoking hot body makes all other girls seem mediocre, her humor is the best in the world. She can make tears of laughter roll down any persons face. Her timing is unique and it's almost unbelievable how fast she can come up with a joke. She is extremely loyal and will always stand up for the people she loves, even if they don't deserve it. She is misunderstood a lot of times, but that is her way of protecting herself to make sure you won't get the chance to screw her over. Once you take just a little time to get to know her, you will understand immediately that she is definitely a keeper. Anyone who ever let her go, or mistreated her is the biggest fool in the world and should find the nearest bridge to jump off of (make sure it's a high one). If you'll ever be as lucky to find a Florence in your life, make sure you hold on to her, you'll never regret it!
Person A: I met this girl, she's amazing
Person B: you say that every time...
Person A: Her name is Florence
Person B: Get the fuck outta here! You hit the jackpot!
Kelly: She is so funny, she had me in tears!
Carmen: How does she come up with this shit!
Ines: Pointing out the obvious. She is Florence, she cannot not be funny.
Person B: you say that every time...
Person A: Her name is Florence
Person B: Get the fuck outta here! You hit the jackpot!
Kelly: She is so funny, she had me in tears!
Carmen: How does she come up with this shit!
Ines: Pointing out the obvious. She is Florence, she cannot not be funny.
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