fapkin

A tissue/napkin that you cum in. Usually left laying on the floor of your bomb devastated room.

Adam: *blows nose with tissue he finds on the desk* GOD DAMN MAL! WAS THIS A FAPKIN!?

Mal: Heh..

by ikarumail May 30, 2009

Farmington

50 cent's hometown, also where Miss Porter's and Farmington High School are located. And if you didn't guess already, it's about 95% white.

white kid #1: Yo homie, now dat Fiddy be livin in Farmington, you best be carryin yo nine witchu all da time.
white kid #2: Yea, i feel whatchu sayin dawg

by ding-dong, the witch is dead November 20, 2006

Farming

In video games, it's when you collect a bunch of a certain item in order to power yourself up.

Orb farming in Devil May Cry 3.
Soul farming in Castlevania: Aria/Dawn of Sorrow.

by Durango December 30, 2005

farring

aggressive yet incomprehensible form of speech accented by wild gestures, bizzare facial expressions and punctuated with gutteral grunts and clicks. Lacks any clearly defined consonants or vowels
synonym - violent gibberish

"What did Bob say that got him clocked?"
"Who knows!? He was drunk and and farring in th' guys face."

by lunghd October 13, 2004

Clip Farming

The act of purposely messing up on camera in the hopes it will be reuploaded online to get clout and attention

"Thanks for the $5 ben dover.... oh haha you got me omg no one clip that!"
god this steamer is definitely clip farming

by Alex "not my real name" Kevin January 17, 2022

drive by farming

Where men 50+ who live in Iowa, get in their tractors and farm other peoples crops and then leave at 2 MPHs

Yesterday these guys drive by famed me.

by Apul January 19, 2003

Farting

1) An alarm clock.

2) A prank

3) A game

4) Entertainment

1) Farting in someone's mouth (bear-assed) to wake them up.

2) Farting stinky ones in a car full of people...when you have control of window locks.

3) As a game. "Who can fart the loudest?"

4) Inflaming a fart with a lighter; farting on your parents; farting on your girlfriend; etc.

by buzzkill26 March 18, 2009