Count Fagula

Anyone who ever said they were a vampire. Known to eat heads, and be EXTRA-EMELY gay!!!

Guy 1: Count Fagula is coming!!!!

Guy 2: COVER YOUR BUTT!

John Mc-fagget the vampire: shut up.

Guy 1 and 2: OOOH!

by White Brown March 11, 2010

Fagure Skating

Men's figure skating. Essentially, gay men figure skating.

"I was just watching the olympics."
"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."

by Olympicfan February 18, 2010

springlock failure

when it happens your skull will make a loud crunch all the bones in your body will break,your eternal organs will be damaged causing eternal bleeding you can taste in your mouth, if it dosnt puncture your heart after its done itll take 25-40 seconds to die,witch will make it more painful.

somone help a springlock failure is occuring

by THEFNAFMAN April 23, 2022

fagum

oral sex from a toothless gay guy.

I got some awesome fagum last night.

by lancer44 June 17, 2006

failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back

"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."

by cerilebi January 6, 2010

faigot

another word for "faggot"

-a male who is an fucking gay as cunt.

-realised by recording saying "toggaf" then playing it back it pronounces faigot..

"toggaf a si stim" = "mits is a faigot".... and "yoc neb" aka.. "ben coy"

"mits is a long hared maither faiken faigot"...

by vqurhbivn;ropsng September 19, 2006

faguote

faggot, except when you switch on njstar, or certain chinese input programs by mistake, it comes out as 3 separate chinese characters, 法(fa)國(guo)特(te)

A: LOLZ he's just not that into you cuz he met your mom
B: U FAGUOTE

by zomgwtfbbqnukezoomzoomweeee August 13, 2009