Facebook
Latin name (caetus confectorarius) meaning Social Butcher/Slaughter.
A human antisocial virus created to control the masses disguised as a form of social activity, using modern internet media to "connect" people.
There are two symptom groups for this virus.
The first is an overwhelming need to be connected to "Facebook" as often as possible, which then separates that person from interaction with people face to face due to the constant need to stay "connected".
Once a person shows this symptom it quickly spreads to all around, due to a lack of communication in person others feel the need to stay "connected" also.
The second group show symptoms like a wide range of idiotic public displays or thoughtless arguments, they then feed off Group 1 by using their need to be "connected".
Group 2 update their "status" informing Group 1 of their acts to spread the idiocracy symptom of Group 2 further by "sharing" or "debate".
Therefore Facebook is a highly efficient man made virus which creates a symbiotic food chain within its symptoms, creating the fuel it needs to control its victims and spread itself further.
Latin name (caetus confectorarius) meaning Social Butcher/Slaughter.
A human antisocial virus created to control the masses disguised as a form of social activity, using modern internet media to "connect" people.
There are two symptom groups for this virus.
The first is an overwhelming need to be connected to "Facebook" as often as possible, which then separates that person from interaction with people face to face due to the constant need to stay "connected".
Once a person shows this symptom it quickly spreads to all around, due to a lack of communication in person others feel the need to stay "connected" also.
The second group show symptoms like a wide range of idiotic public displays or thoughtless arguments, they then feed off Group 1 by using their need to be "connected".
Group 2 update their "status" informing Group 1 of their acts to spread the idiocracy symptom of Group 2 further by "sharing" or "debate".
Therefore Facebook is a highly efficient man made virus which creates a symbiotic food chain within its symptoms, creating the fuel it needs to control its victims and spread itself further.
You have the Facebook virus !
by Citizen Nezitic June 4, 2015
Get the Facebookmug. the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter
by your_father_abel September 4, 2011
Get the facebookmug. by dw13my October 12, 2016
Get the facebookmug. an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011
Get the facebookmug. It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.
by Mark876 November 25, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.
by BOBITTY April 21, 2017
Get the Facebookmug. 
Get the Facebookmug.