Evan

An Evan is super thicccc! he is very promiscuous and you will often find him stoned eating pizza and more. his perfect date consists of tequila and trisha paytas videos!

“Those Evan’s are really messing with my GAME.”

Evan by Aut Dawg October 11, 2019

Evan

The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.

Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!

Evan by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019

Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes

Did he pull an Evan?

Evan by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020

Evan

smelly dumb unintelligent

Evan talks too much evan is smelly

Evan by Juppyyy do be cool October 23, 2020

Evan

Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys

Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan

Evan by Plinkdorito December 12, 2020

Evan

A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.

Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.

Evan by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017

Evan

A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.

Mom: Are you going to see Alex today?
Me: No, he's an Evan!

Evan by MAJ696 August 11, 2017