Evan

Evan is a rat ... he always calls me a hoe

Evan: you're such a thot
Me: shut up you rat

by Ksyegsilng January 13, 2020

Evan

Evan is a skinny cunto that goes to all the arsenal games

Arsenal : Evan! You coming to the game tonight.
Evan : of course, a wouldn't miss a game for the world.

by Cool guy 753 March 15, 2017

Evan

A guy who's not athletic and smokes too much and also has one lung because he's a dumbass

Habibi evan come try this bepsi its so good

by Antique farm equipment=slaves June 24, 2019

Evan

An ancient,Chinese descendent meaning bastard.

"Hey Evan,how are you today?"asked Do.

by Evannescent January 11, 2009

Evan

Evan wants a thick black man backing him down in bed. Evan's are only asian being native to the town known as China-town. Evan has 4 senses being that he is asian. Since no asians can see well, that is one of an Evan's weaknesses.

He has tiny eyes, glasses, and cannot see far. He must be an Evan.

by thickblackballs November 26, 2021

Evan

A fucking man whore who always has and always will be.

"That guy over there just harassed me"
"Oh yeah that's Evan, you're not the only one"

by I'mdonewithyourshit December 19, 2016

Evan

An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel

Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.

by syphalius February 7, 2010