Evan

Thinks everyone is his friend but every one really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat.A dumb Ginger that thinks he's cool but isn't. Thinks everyone is his friend but everyone really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat

Hey look at Evan He looks so gay.

by ,amjnagvaqcd February 10, 2018

Evan

Pleb and lunchlady usally short and stupid and gets salty easily. When he gets mad stay away.

Stop being a evan.

by Evansapleb March 17, 2018

Evan

A guy who's not athletic and smokes too much and also has one lung because he's a dumbass

Habibi evan come try this bepsi its so good

by Antique farm equipment=slaves June 24, 2019

Evan

An ancient,Chinese descendent meaning bastard.

"Hey Evan,how are you today?"asked Do.

by Evannescent January 11, 2009

Evan

Evan wants a thick black man backing him down in bed. Evan's are only asian being native to the town known as China-town. Evan has 4 senses being that he is asian. Since no asians can see well, that is one of an Evan's weaknesses.

He has tiny eyes, glasses, and cannot see far. He must be an Evan.

by thickblackballs November 26, 2021

Evan

A fucking man whore who always has and always will be.

"That guy over there just harassed me"
"Oh yeah that's Evan, you're not the only one"

by I'mdonewithyourshit December 19, 2016

Evan

An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel

Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.

by syphalius February 7, 2010