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The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.
Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!
Evan by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019
A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes
Did he pull an Evan?
Evan by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020
Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys
Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan
Evan by Plinkdorito December 12, 2020
A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.
Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.
Evan by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017
A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.
Mom: Are you going to see Alex today?
Me: No, he's an Evan!
Evan by MAJ696 August 11, 2017