Gay or European

It’s hard to guarantee.

“Is he gay or European”

by MrFrosty6487000 February 25, 2021

Euna

A Euna is a person who is:
Pure beauty and grace, a gift from the Gods; Someone who is lovable in every attribute. She is a very nice person, who is warm, welcoming, and intelligent.
Once you have a Euna you'll never want to let her go.

I have a Euna and I'll never let her get away.

by xXHottieXx September 17, 2010

Eustace

Eustace is a special kind of being. Typically a 20 year old boomer, Eustace spends his free time catching up on case law and analyzing the constitution. However, Eustace is always down for some beer with his boys, especially when they are Michelob Ultra. Eustace’s biggest enemies are those who are slightly more belligerent than he is, a sight not too common. A Eustace should be cherised, it is not often that you find vibes as special as his.

Mike: “What the fuck is Eustace doing?”
Joe: “Who knows, Eustace is useless.”

by IrishIsles November 15, 2019

Europan Hookmouth

The Europan hookmouth is a secondary consumer commonly found swimming near hydrothermal hotspots in the depths of Jupiter's Europa. Reaching lengths of up to 6 feet, the creature probes into the gaps in the rocky vents with a keratinous beak, reinforced to withstand the extreme temperatures. In periods of rest it uses its claspers to cling onto the vents, due to the variable amount of vents produced by tidal heating, the creature builds up a large adipose reserve on its back for long travels. Primary consists of pseudocrustaceans.

Person96: Hey dude did you hear about the leaked NASA documents showing the Europan Hookmouth at the depths of Europa's ocean?
Person412: What the fuck?

by 9klco April 24, 2023

Eula

If you have never met Eula, you might as well have never seen an ass that big, and thighs that thick. Being the thickest of all Teyvat, she makes everyone gay. It is to resist someone like Eula.

Yanfei: Have you seen Eula? She's so hot
Amber: Don't even get me started

by hutaocomehomeplez June 14, 2021

European pepper shaker

The act of shaving pubic hair from a man or womans body into the mouth of their significant other.

Could also just be a pepper shaker from Europe.... :)

Hey honey... i noticed you were getting hairy last night... so would you mind giving me a European pepper shaker tonight?

by Mothers disappointment October 4, 2011

eulojerkoff

A completely self-absorbed person who, instead of commemorating the dearly departed in a speech at a memorial service, seizes the opportunity to brag about themselves in front of the mourners.

Cousin Dickey's eulogy barely mentioned dear Great Aunt Phyllis at all! He just spent 20 minutes talking about his being quadrilingual and how he was her favorite. What a eulojerkoff!

by just4titsNjiggles June 5, 2018