essexboys

from the county of essex, chav, scum, white loafers

did you see that essexboy the other day what a twat

by Comedy_davE February 25, 2005

herbal essences

herb, weed, reeefer (to talk about weed when parents or teachas are around)

Hey,you bring the herbal essences tonite?

by dupri November 9, 2003

Essex

Essex is a county in England with a bad reputation. From programmes like TOWIE most of England (and a lot of Essex) has the idea that all people from Essex do is claim benefits, get pregnant and vajazzle each other.

I live in Essex and this is not how it works. Essex is just as varied as any other county in England. I'm at secondary school and there are some chavs who can't speak proper English, but there are people like that all over the place. Most people at my school are completely comprehensible, though most of the girls have their skirts very short and their faces caked in make-up.

Geographically, Essex is the driest county in England and one of the most affluent. There is, however, a town called Harlow, which I think is probably one of the main sources of Essex's reputation. I've been to Harlow. It's not very nice.
London's influence on Essex is large, from proximity, and also from the fact that a lot of Londoners fled to Essex during WWII (and are the reason that Harlow exists today) so a lot of slang in Essex is from London. This includes slag, sket, slut etc. etc. The accent here is quite London-based.

They also say "ain't" a lot, though the whole 'Innit blud' is a myth. People only say that as a form of mockery. Ts at the end of words get dropped off, and sometimes in the middle as well. A'ichood instead of attitude, la'ichood instead of latitude. That's quite extreme though. People also say 'like' very often.

'Oi, mate, I'm goin' down Essex to see my gran.'
'Be careful you don' get knifed on the streets. That place is dodgy.'

by Naiss January 26, 2014

Essex County Battering Ram

A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card is just thick enough.

We let ourselves into Fritz's office using the old Essex County Battering Ram. Then we cleaned him out.

by Lightnin' Roy March 14, 2008

Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the

That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony

by Hawk303 July 6, 2011

essemmess

(Verb): to contact someone on one's cellphone via, as the name implies, sms.

I tried to essemmess you, but you didn't answer for some reason .

by Sexydimma January 29, 2015

Espejuelitos

Famous candy used in "ferias" they look like glasses but with a nice cream outside.

Normally used for games like tapple. Oh I got espejuelitos for E

by Tapple Master December 31, 2016