Toasting some epic bread

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.

"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"

by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009

EPIC SHIT

Something epic. Completely and utterly so.

Also, it gives you a great rush when you scream it at the top of your lungs. Try it. You know you want to. C'mon, nobody's looking.

Me: Man, this is some EPIC SHIT.
EPIC.
SHIT.
Friend: Yeah.

by Gaiacarra September 22, 2006

epic embed fail

A gay slang for saying "I want to choke on your 12 inch cock so badly"

Hey, so why can't I send attachments to this discord?
epic embed fail

by ayxdo September 29, 2021

Epic Fail Whale

1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work

2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"

3) When attempting something stupid and failing

!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.

Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.

by bluefir111 July 12, 2009

epic fail noob

A person who epic fails, especially in computer fighting games.

i.e. I was playing Halo 3 on XBOX with a mate of mine. i have an energy sword, and he just has a lame old pistol. i lunge at him, point ****ing blank, but epically miss. he just whips me once with his pistol, and pwns me in one hit. This, therefore, makes me an epic fail noob.

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 6, 2009

Epic gamer moment

An epic gamer moment is when an epic gamer gets a win and the entire lobby has a massive orgasm

Bro, Bro that dude just pulled off the best epic gamer moment *starts moaning*

by gamergirl69 69 69 August 29, 2019

epic phail

Epic Phail is used when Phail doesn't explain just how much the person or thing phails.

(Someone trips while walking, drops something glass, misses when playing basketball, etc.)
You exclaim: "EPIC PHAIL!" ("Epic Phailure" works just as well.)

by Adam (epic) August 29, 2007