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Egyptian Egg

A tasty breakfast meal. It involves taking a piece of bread, buttering it, cutting a hole in the middle of it and then cracking an egg into the hole. The bread and egg are cooked on a skillet, flipped over once, and served.
What shall we have for breakfast?
In honor of the Egyptian Eggbeater, how about some Egyptian Eggs!
by CleoCat October 22, 2010
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Egg

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by Reat December 28, 2018
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Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....
It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.
by Cody Smith! December 28, 2008
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egg punk

A stupid term that makes no god damn sense.
"Hey bro, are you a chain punk or an egg punk?"
"That makes no god damn sense. Shut the fuck up."
by sewerxxchewer July 20, 2018
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Egg Surprise

A bagel toasted with a microwaved egg in the middle, and then cheese melted on the egg. You can also add salt and pepper.
Other toppings might be onions, tomato, green peppers or bacon.
For breakfast today I had an egg surprise.
by Drew Banner January 4, 2009
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creme egg spoon

(n).when an inexperience males love truncheon unexpectedly explodes in his pants whilst in the spoon position.
rich - oh no not again!!!

girl (or boy) - whats happened?

Rich - i have just creme egg spooned in my pants.
by mr spoon1 November 2, 2012
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kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.
Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much
by skippingsloth April 27, 2015
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