Russian Dynamite

The guy takes small empty bottle and releases a fat splooge into it. They then proceed to pour an amount of their choosing of diet Coca-Cola. After this, he will pull out the unlit dynamite during sex and as he pops a mento in to “light” the dynamite, he shoves it in the hole of his choosing as it creates a safe cumsplosion (coke kills the sperm) inside the partner.

Friend: Yo, why’d you quit in Fortnite early last night?
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.

by CockWaddler January 16, 2020

napolean dynamite

some movie that poeple either love or hate straight out normally not really liking it or hating it at the same time, also its funny because the guy is completely serious

Napolean Dynamite: this your bike?

Pedro: yeah

Napolean Dynamite: u take it on sweet jumps?
(Napolean tries to take it on a sweet jump but utterly fails... POWNED!!!)

by transplants rock!! March 2, 2008

stream dynamite

When someone tells you to “stream dynamite”, they’re telling you to stream one of the best songs of 2020. A groundbreaker. A number 1 on Billboard Top Hits 100. One of BTS’ most talked-about singles of the year. So well deserved.

Person 1: “Yo, you should totally stream dynamite!”
Person 2: “Oh of course, 100%”

by AKM :) September 4, 2020

napoleon dynamite

a movie that was actually good before all of the trend following whiney teens and pre-teens started misquoting it. even though they said it sucked when it came out in theaters, they still seem to have the need to watch it 4 billion times and STILL misquote it every 5 minutes. this movie also fell prey to hot topic even though it doesnt really keep in with their emo loserness theme.

person 1: yea i saw napolean dynamite, it was pretty good

person 2: OMG i LUVVVV that freakin movie lolololol GOSH!!

person 1: if you ever do that again, i will bitchslap you

person 2: OMG lololol CHAPSTICK MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!!!

person one: {slap} thats not even the right line, you fucking loser!

by steve88 February 18, 2005

And boom goes the dynamite

The exact moment when a male ejactulates.

"almost, almost, and boom goes the dynamite."

by padro47 January 1, 2012

Napolean Dynamite

an awesome movie with no real plot line that is made good by the awesomely funny lines that everyone keeps repeating.

Napolean: I see you're drinking 1% is that because you think you're fat, cuz you're not , you couold be drinking whole if you wanted to

by cutelittleangul February 22, 2005

Dynamite with a laser beam

1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.

2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.

3. Forward or intimidating.

"Tell me... why are people afraid of me?" "Because you're dynamite with a laser beam."

by Avian.Crane July 23, 2009