dwarf/ midget

carlos any man named carlos is short

omg look it’s a dwarf/ midget

by Lucy360 May 16, 2021

Dwarf

Dwarf; A person that is under 4’10, or 58 inches (147.32 centimeters). Dwarves are most commonly 4’0, or 48 inches (121.92 centimeters).

A dwarf is a very short person.

by Clarinet User July 9, 2022

Dwarf throwing

Politically correct people don't like it.

Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Dingle Dwarf

Best fucker around, you're the fucking best

Bro you're such a goddamn dingle dwarf, please fuck me

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe

When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.

I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.

by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025

The 8th dwarf

Cristian.

Used to refer to someone who is being moody.

Similar to Grumpy.

"The 8th dwarf is back."

"Is Cristian being moody again?"

by Amelia9 September 28, 2023

Dwarf dismantling

Dward dismantling is When you dismantle a very short person (dwarf) for your own pleasing. Often this is used in illegal acts, almost like sacrifices for a better and longer life.

Hey guys wanna go dismantle a dwarf today?
My father did a dwarf dismantling yesterday.

by Big booty sexer September 28, 2017