U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.
Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.
The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.
The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.
The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.
The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"
Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011
Get the Jumpers in the doormug. When some stupid mother fucker says the most goddamn stupid bullshit in history that they need to exit the premises and shut the absolute fuck up.
by Buildex September 14, 2017
Get the Bitch, the door.mug. To unexpectedly unleash deep-seated secrets that more-often-than-not delve into the TMI category and leave all those present slack-jawed.
"I don't know WHAT that was! We were just talking about crunchy peanut butter vs. creamy, and all of a sudden she opened the door in the floor and went off about a dog that died 10 years ago, and how different her life would be if she hadn't poisoned it..."
by tlc November 18, 2004
Get the the door in the floormug. When your at a big place (Concert, Sporting event) and there's a line to the bathroom, and your holding the door.
Eddie: man great concert
Wayne: yeahh good call
*Both shift up towards the bathroom door*
Wayne: I got door duty.
Eddie: lol nice.
Wayne: yeahh good call
*Both shift up towards the bathroom door*
Wayne: I got door duty.
Eddie: lol nice.
by Eddie and Wayne November 8, 2008
Get the Door dutymug. by FastEddie August 3, 2005
Get the heaven's doormug. Minerva: I was involved with embezzlement and he was too. But I wasn't gonna back door him and cut him out!
by ZXY&ABC July 22, 2019
Get the Back Doormug. To kick in a door to gain the element of surprise in an attack or raid, usually really late at night or very early in the morning.
by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005
Get the kick doormug.