Dookie Fury

When you're in a rush and really have to piss, so you go into the bathroom to do your buisness, but realize you have to take a dump as well; immediately becoming enraged and angry.

Seth: holy crap i have to take a major leak!
Dammit! i gotta shit too. now I'm late and I have Dookie Fury!!!!!!!!

by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

dookeysquirt

A long way of telling someone youve gotta drop some doodoo.

Hey man after we get finished droppin' dem logs off we gotta make a bathroom break cause im gone dookeysquirt all over d place.

by ren.walker1 January 26, 2014

dooklear holocaust

Sweaty hands, heavy breathing, and a ruptured colon. In short:The aftermath of a severe bowel movement. Environmental damage is very possible and more than likely. Up to and including: Flooding, Wall Splatter, and the dreaded "Olor a muerte" or Smell of Death

Stacy described the aftermath of the Dooklear Holocaust that claimed the 5th floor bathroom, "There were large clumps of fecal matter from ceiling to floor. Olor a Muerte had definitely set in."

by Jadeveon Rico Alouicious January 27, 2014

Dookie Nugget

The one chunk of fecal matter extruding from your anus in the recreational but necessary act of pooping,that won't leave your anus easily. To be a Dookie Nugget, it will have to be at the maximum size 4 inches in length,no longer. It will also have to take at the least 20 minutes to completely exit your anus. It will put strain on your body in the forms of,but not limited to: migraine,the popping of blood vessels in your eyes,loss of breath,your butthole being 'hot',screaming of the word God,stomping of the floor,screaming in general,straining of the butthole,time slowing down,flash backs of your life,seeing of different colors,seeing 'stars',the lighting of your place of pooping changing(only through your eyes of course stupid,you don't have superpowers),feeling of 'light headed',muscle strain in general,depression and suicidal thoughts(for dumb people). The only thing that can rid you of a Dookie Nugget is a massive amount of will power(i would prescribe a Green Lantern Corps. power ring,or a 25 cent ring from a gumball machine if you cannot get, a Green Lantern Corps. power ring)the Dookie Nugget fairy,fiber from a healthy diet(duh), and trying your very hardest to get that abomination out of your body. Please, have a healthy diet,and thank you.

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "OHHH GOD WHYYY WHYYYYYY!!! WHY ME!!! WHERES MY POWER RING!!! OH GOD NOOOOOO!!!!! THIS DOOKIE NUGGET FAR EXCEEDS MY POWER!!!!!!!!!"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "Jose? Are you Alright in there?"

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "YOU FUCKING TATER THOT!!! DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M ALRIGHT?!?!? WHERE IS MY DAMN POWER RING?!?!?"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "You're not a member of the Green Lantern Corps. You are a regular,man. Human being with no special abilities."

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "SHUT UP CHITTY!!! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE I WILL END YOU, AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT!!!"

"Man in other room(Kane Chitty) pees on bathroom door,Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez) was trapped forever..."

by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014

dookie

the tackiest and cringiest way of saying "shit"

Kid: "I did a dookie on the couch like doggie, daddy"
Dad: *pulls shotgun*, " I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!!!"

by Sky Katten Reiter August 23, 2017

dookieshed

a good boi

i just wanted to make an entry

dookieshed is a good boi

by w h y a m i h e r e May 4, 2018

Dooke O'Clock

When you gotta take a Mondo dooke.

Yo Lil Carlo its dooke O'Clock.

by NoFapWarrior69 June 6, 2018