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Special Needs Donkey

A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".
"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010
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Donkey ass dick feet

The smell of a mans feet from not showering that can be confused for toasted shit
Where you happy when you woke up this morning?

No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet
by Boozer28 July 14, 2014
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gravel-donkey

A really ugly girl, one that has the face of a rottweiler chewing a wasp. Sometimes judged by actions as well as looks. See swampdonkey.
Look at that drunk-assed girl across the bar, god what a gravel-donkey!
by nerk0 November 30, 2004
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Rubber Donkey

Childs or immature adults game thought to have originated in Texas.

The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".This game can provide you with humorous stories for life. Enter with care.

Rules -
1. To play - each player must pinky shake with one another to be in "Rubber Donkey". One cannot strike another that he/she has not pinky shaked with.

2. The game is played 24 hours a day, seven days a week for life. To get out of the game a player must pinky shake again with all players he or she has entered the game with.

3.The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".

4. Strikes are with the fist to the torso area (no groin shots). An offender may be struck by one or multiple players, multiple times until the phrase "Rubber Donkey" is uttered by the offender. Stealth attacks are encouraged.

5. Other rules may be agreed upon by individual players and are between those players only. Strikes are with the fist unless agreed upon otherwise. (Dog Brothers may develop some interesting rules.)
Do you want to play Rubber Donkey?
by BJJ December 15, 2008
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spanish donkey

A form of execution and torture, the naked victim is placed on a wooden v-shaped saddle and cannon balls are shackled to his feet, gradualy tearing him in half.
Dude we should give that guy a spanish donkey
by NuMbAh 23 sOoPaHmAn April 25, 2006
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donkey slut

a woman who prefers anal sex and will do it with anyone(even animals)as long as its anal.
you aint no hooker your a donkey slut!!
by Sonja and JoJo September 21, 2005
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donkey boner

In the letter, Eric Cartman sends to Chriss Hanson he uses the word donkey boner. He uses the word in the episode Le petit Tourette of the southpark series
The letter Eric sends to Chriss:

Dear Mr. Hansen
I have Tourettes and I want the world to understand what its like. wont you do a special resport on ME. So that the world can learn to ACCEPT us instead of laughing at us. Donkey boner!

Eric Cartman
by donkey boner October 27, 2007
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