Doily (doiley)
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.
These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)
Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.
To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.
These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)
Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.
To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.
Doily (Doiley)
Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.
Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.
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1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
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Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
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Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
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Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
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Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
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