dipolic

being a repezenter of dipset and brolic at the same time

a true gangsta is usually dipolic

by dylan doyle May 4, 2006

dipon

That nigga who always messes things up, but makes up for it in the end. He that fool who steals money from people but at the same time gets into Harvard.

Scientific Definition: Speed Of Light

That bitch so dipon

by peudesruck February 21, 2017

diplomacy

Vague threats balanced by obscure promises and photo-ops.

"We, uh, didn't know that bomb would do that. Sorry. Don't piss us off again, and we won't have to bother with this diplomacy bullshit."

by Schlichtinator July 17, 2006

trump diplomacy

The art of negotiating on behalf of your country with representatives from other countries in a indelicate and effective way.

The President of the United States used his trump diplomacy skills to get the President of Mexico to agree to pay for the border wall.

by Curriemrusmc February 1, 2017

diploids

A term for when your voice cracks or a sudden change in your voice thats usually embarrassing.

Did you just hear Mark he just got major diploids?

by Mysteryhart January 21, 2009

crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

dipophile

A person who loves to keep dipping chips inside of a flavorful mixture and becomes quite addicted to doing so once hooked by the taste.

Dana just couldn't get enough of the tasty spinach dip and she kept eating it by scooping it onto chip after chip. It was like she was addicted and people at the party soon labeled her as a dipophile.

by Abraxas Romante May 19, 2008