dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.

I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.

by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008

Dildo

Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.

go run to your dildo bitch

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Dildo

A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic)
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"

Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.

by Rick "The Stick" Keswick November 14, 2004

dildo

the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off

OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo

by Big Fino April 24, 2003

dildo

A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.

"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Chris with utter joy.

by Chris Farina August 18, 2003

dildo daggins

1. bilbo bagginses porn star cousin.
2. nickname for any short hairy pornstar
3. supporting character in the adult film, "lord of the cockrings".

1. that hairy fuck sweats to much when he screws, he's such a 'dildo daggins'.
2. who's that pornstar, john holmes? no the dildo daggins guy.

by ivan stratego May 23, 2006

dildo balls

Someone who is useless much like the balls on a dildo dangling off the end of the shaft for decoration.

"Hey dildo balls, quit standing around catching flies with your mouth open and go make me some dumplins'. God damn you are a moron."

by Guthrie McMuthrie May 8, 2008