derby 69

When the person being teabagged donkey punches the recipient.

I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a Derby 69

by bangtidy69 January 15, 2024

Derby

Term used in association football to refer to a match between two clubs from the same city/area.

i.e: Liverpool - Everton (Merseyside derby), Milan - Inter (Derby della Madonnina), Barcelona - Espanyol (Derbi Barceloní)

"Yo, are you gonna watch the Manchester derby tonight?"
"Yeah why not."

by Scrabbo May 27, 2023

Normanton Derby

No not South Normanton just Normanton, when first travelling to Normanton (Which is located near Derby) i thought i was in Saudi arabia, it was so rough and looked like a fucking warzone, everyone you looked at was just pure scrubbers and during my visit i got stared down at by a bald bloke rolling a ciggy while at the traffic lights. Luckily i made it out alive from the horrific visit i made so even though South normo is shit as it is just stick to there instead.

Person 1: You ever been to Normanton Derby?
Person 2: What south normo?
Person 1: No the rougher version near Derby

by Pillcock January 19, 2022

denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 6, 2021

Push Cart Derby

A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.

Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.

Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.

Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?

by Holamonasunday February 2, 2009

Derby 69

When a person being teabaged donkey punches the recipient.

I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a derby 69

by bangtidy69 January 15, 2024

Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter

Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!

by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018