The law simply states: You do not go to Denny's. You end up at Denny's.
Nobody wakes up in the morning and thinks "I'm going to go to Denny's later." If they do fully intend to go to Denny's, then Denny's Law takes effect in a slightly different fashion. A sequence of events will begin to unfold that will cause literally anything else to happen, and after a day of insanity, they may still end up at Denny's, by chance alone.
Denny's Law is also colloquially referred to as "The 11th Commandment," by some. This was originally thought to be a joke, but archaeologists just uncovered a lost piece of Moses' tablet in the deserts around Mt. Sinai, which roughly reads: "Thou Shalt Not Arrive at the house of Denny by predetermined intent, for to do so would be a sin; it is only acceptable to arrive there by chance, confusion, or the complete lack of an IHOP within an hours drive of ye location."
There is a small subculture of people known as "Denners," who spend their lives on a wild ride, attempting to end up at Denny's without actually meaning to do so at any given moment. For some, they find themselves continuously thwarted by the second form of Denny's law. But others, and they are few, have managed to catch on to something they call "The Dhenma Cycle," or "The Flow," which allows them to thoughtlessly end up at Denny's whenever it is the right moment for that to happen.
Nobody wakes up in the morning and thinks "I'm going to go to Denny's later." If they do fully intend to go to Denny's, then Denny's Law takes effect in a slightly different fashion. A sequence of events will begin to unfold that will cause literally anything else to happen, and after a day of insanity, they may still end up at Denny's, by chance alone.
Denny's Law is also colloquially referred to as "The 11th Commandment," by some. This was originally thought to be a joke, but archaeologists just uncovered a lost piece of Moses' tablet in the deserts around Mt. Sinai, which roughly reads: "Thou Shalt Not Arrive at the house of Denny by predetermined intent, for to do so would be a sin; it is only acceptable to arrive there by chance, confusion, or the complete lack of an IHOP within an hours drive of ye location."
There is a small subculture of people known as "Denners," who spend their lives on a wild ride, attempting to end up at Denny's without actually meaning to do so at any given moment. For some, they find themselves continuously thwarted by the second form of Denny's law. But others, and they are few, have managed to catch on to something they call "The Dhenma Cycle," or "The Flow," which allows them to thoughtlessly end up at Denny's whenever it is the right moment for that to happen.
"Bro, I don't even know how, but like, I'm at Denny's right now. The last thing I remember is smoking a pile of weed at Grant's house, then I was standing on top of a building, then I was climbing a tree in my boxers at the park, and now I'm here and I think I have an elephant costume on or something..."
"Bruh that's Denny's Law. Deal with it."
"Bruh that's Denny's Law. Deal with it."
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Fellow Orchadorks: “He literally just ate Jacob’s soul”
Itzel: “I was the one that kidnapped him though, you should be scared of me!”
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Itzel: “I AM TELLING YOUR DAD (a.k.a Kim Seokjin) ABOUT HOW DISRESPECTFUL YOU GUYS ARE”
Fellow Orchadorks: “Isn’t he from BTS and isn’t he like 14 years older than you?”
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However, with this power comes weakness. These weaknesses? A strange case of baldness, an unshakeable need to consume the soul of an innocent Chamber violin, and an affinity for all mustards and Starbucks. His height is also a considerable setback in his battle against inaccurate notes and rhythms.
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There is, however, a counterstrike to a Dennis Langevin’s erratic behavior. Mr. Burnside, and only he, has power to calm a wild Langevin. With his New York calm and odd fondness for vests and transition lenses, he is able to subdue the anger of a Dennis Langevin.
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However, with this power comes weakness. These weaknesses? A strange case of baldness, an unshakeable need to consume the soul of an innocent Chamber violin, and an affinity for all mustards and Starbucks. His height is also a considerable setback in his battle against inaccurate notes and rhythms.
You should not anger this special species. Although it is docile at most times, an inaccurate rhythm or being an Asian violin player has the possibility of angering a Dennis Langevin.
There is, however, a counterstrike to a Dennis Langevin’s erratic behavior. Mr. Burnside, and only he, has power to calm a wild Langevin. With his New York calm and odd fondness for vests and transition lenses, he is able to subdue the anger of a Dennis Langevin.
Take extreme precaution when playing music and especially existing. Only you can prevent a Dennis Langevin outburst.
*a large and loud crash is heard overhead*
Chamber Orchestra: Oh my god! What was that?!
Langevin: DID I HEAR AN I N A C C U R A T E N O T E
Chamber Orchestra: *descends into panic*
It’s Dennis Langevin!
Chamber Orchestra: Oh my god! What was that?!
Langevin: DID I HEAR AN I N A C C U R A T E N O T E
Chamber Orchestra: *descends into panic*
It’s Dennis Langevin!
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