Defo'ed

Short for deformed. Can be used as a put-down or to explain how something looks.

"That car is defo'ed looking."
"Shut the fuck up, you defo'ed piece of shit."

by Spic May 13, 2005

Defiscus

The lack of Iron (Fe) in your head.

OMG...I HAVE DEFISCUS...which means I -COULD- die.

by Orian132021 November 11, 2008

defroster

When you take a shit, freeze it, then shove it up some ones ass so they can defrost it.

It looked like my girlfriend had corn in her poo this morning, however, I was the one that ate corn yesterday, I just gave her the defroster last night.

by takxoxoxo March 3, 2011

Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

by whatever dog January 19, 2016

deforestation

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them

Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply.

by Dubiks January 10, 2019

defs

short for definitions

Imma write some defs on the UD

by Dubiks April 16, 2019

deformed nugget

When a male or females private part is very ugly and weirdly shaped

“Bro did you know Aliyah has a deformed nugget”

by Market marker August 20, 2019