Dead Beat Dad

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.

I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.

by Fred McBride May 22, 2021

Dead beat dad

A cigarette that you let burn down to the filter without smoking or ashing it.

hey man you treatin your cig like a dead beat dad treats his children

by stoniebologna November 29, 2011

Deadmeat

A disease accompanied by a small penis.

Christopher suffers from Deadmeat disease.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Dead beat dad

Usually a many named Danny, also usually a bald white moon cricket with 30 credit cards and on the brink of getting a divorce

That dead beat dad at the stop last night in the phone with his wife was looking out of breathe when you could hear his skank of a wife bitching and complaining on the phone

by Big nigga bill March 11, 2018

Dead Beat Baby Daddy

Someone that doesn't pay child support or see his kids. Someone that can go fuck themselves!

Eric Chavera is a dead beat baby daddy!

by Drama.From.Your.Baby.Mama June 19, 2010

deadmeat290

A common insult on the MMORPG "Runescape" used to describe someone who is incredibly northern.

"Ah what's the point!! This game is crap, it's not fair, I don't spec anything, I'm gonna make meself a brew!"

"...what a deadmeat290"

by Mr. Mike Cunt April 11, 2010

Deadmeat

When a man is done cumming and loses the desire to jerk off or his sausage is in the process of becoming soft

Chad: Bro are you jerking off right now?
Kyle: Nah man my dick is deadmeat now bro.

by CrosscomicYT June 22, 2019