Damey

A friend, compadre, or ally.
(From the Smashing hit movie Pooty Tang, where an illiterate man speaks in indecipherable slang and street words)

Hey that Cat be looking at me funny, I'mo take him out.

Naww, he cool man he's my damey.

by GoatCheck August 16, 2008

mates before dates

to choose your friends over your girl/boyfriend.

usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."

or

"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"

by Tankman R. January 8, 2008

dateless

Someone who hasn't gotten hooked up romantically, sexually, or with a date, in any way, shape, or form, in a long time or not at all; especially someone who has a difficult time getting hooked up, either with anyone at all, or with someone that he or she is genuinely interested in being hooked up with.

There are several signs of datelessness, which are as follows:

1. Few, if any, are interested in going out with the person in question.
2. The person in question only wants to go out with people who are out of his or her league.
3. The person in question is so obsessed with going out with those who have no interest in him or her that he or she has neglected the rest of the dating pool.
4. The person in question doesn't have the guts to ask anyone out.
5. The person in question can't get over one or more bad endings to relationships for an extended period of time.
6. The person in question has severe difficulty in getting over one or more bad rejections.
7. For an extended period, the person in question thinks that getting hooked up is not worth it with anyone at all, at least at this point in time, or with anyone that the person can find at this point in time.

Finally, please note that at least some people can get along fine with being dateless, at least sometimes, especially when it primarily involves sign #7, but when datelessness leads to desperation, or the "blues", for an extended period of time, it can become an issue.

Daniel is not a pervert, closet or otherwise, he's just been dateless for too long.

by Individual Daniel January 5, 2009

date rape

Date rape is a fast growing phenomenon in Pubs and Nightclubs. The essential idea is that you spike a target's drink with a sedative drug, usually GHB or Rohypnol, and wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious. At this point you offer to help the virtually incapacitated victim home or to a taxi, obviously nobody will be suspicious as the victim appears simply to be heavily inebriated. Having taken the victim to a secluded spot, you proceed to rape them, the effect of the drug ensuring they can offer no resistance or remember the experience/assailant. Due to the nature of the crime, in up to 80% of date rapes the victim knows the rapist well.

"Don't leave your drink unattended, as you may get date raped"

by TheDreamer'sClub May 13, 2005

Darey

He is a mad bitch puller, can’t go out in public without being asked out by women. Doesn’t have to worry about getting rejected and he slays hoes like it’s call of duty.

Did you see Darey just pulled another girl? I’m not surprised.

by BigPoppa05 November 23, 2021

Third Date Rule

The third date is generally considered the "sex date." It is the average number of dates until it is deemed proper and acceptable to have sex with a new mate; therefore, the Third Date Rule is the implementation of this theory.

I better go buy some new underwear and shave my legs; according to the Third Date Rule, I should get lucky tonight!

by thedefiner99 November 9, 2009

datelush

A serial dater with a strong dislike of the opposite sex and an inflated sense of self worth.

How's your girlfriend?
I dumped that datelush long ago. I couldn't stand her constant bragging and unfounded insults.

by Monty B May 6, 2008