whoopie cushion

*poof*

Oof

Oh no i tripped over whoopie cushion . OOF

by WallaceTheDuck101 December 14, 2018

dumpster cushion

Noun, a worthless piece of trash, that enjoys bringing home/sleeping on other worthless pieces of trash. Also known as a berry. Austin's very own Kim berry. Native to the region.

Frank was dating a dumpster cushion. She smelled like trash.

by Bwaaaahaha July 9, 2019

anal cushion

An anal cushion is when the inside of the ass/booty is visible on show and you sit on it like a pillow

She sat on the anal cushion it was soft squidgy.

by Liam is sexy July 1, 2020

Douche Cushion

The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it

Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain

Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”

by Larry the Lizzard January 5, 2021

A burst cushion.

The female equivalent of the male beer belly.

Look at the state of that girl at the bar her belly is hanging out like a burst cushion.

by wellybooterupper May 6, 2018

purple cush

A very sticky,danky,potent strain of marijuana.

Yo man is that purple cush

by dor toker October 17, 2006

More Cushion For The Pushin

What comes into your head when you think of fuckin a 350lb fat bitch.

"Man that bitch is fat."
"Hey more cushion for the pushin!"

by JakeSAUCE September 19, 2006