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"Hey cupcake...come on over here with that boob salad and sit on daddy's lap."
by Mr. Ed February 19, 2004
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cupcake

when someone cups a fart in their hand and covers someones mouth and nose with that hand so that they have to breath it in.
oh my god rory cupcaked jordan with a stinker.
by rory bennett November 28, 2007
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Cupcake

A high-maintenance woman who generally hates to exercise but in order to try to acquire a party chassis, attends group fitness classes but takes breaks every minute.
When the cupcake showed up 10 minutes late for classes and asked why there were no more weights, Michael showed her to the door, knowing that she would slack off during class anyway because she didn't want to be there.
by tricky disco April 29, 2009
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cupcake

LT: Are you going to fire Tammy today?
DH(cupcake): No, I'll give her one more chance.
by Sluggo August 2, 2004
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cupcake

Man-muffin top. A man with excess flab bulging over the sides of his pants, much in the same way a cupcake bulges over its wrapper.
Wow, look at that jogger's cupcake!
by TheNaughtyProf September 25, 2010
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Cupcake

A girl with muffin-tops that likes to be cummed on.
Person one: look at that girl, She is chubby and loves to get a pearl necklace.

Person two: yeah, She is such a cupcake.
by CupcakeKitten29 July 27, 2010
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cupcake

Cupcakes are the currency of asking for anal sex. If someone offers u a sweet sweet cupcake that looks delicious please decline or bend over because that is what they are really asking for.
honey would you like a cupcake? I really want to give my cupcake to you. By the way is you ever bring me cupcakes im reverse cupcaking your ass.
by Lexa293 August 27, 2008
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