A central character in Breaking Dawn, Renesmee Cullen is the ultimate mary sue baby. She's gorgeous, everyone loves her and she stops the big fight. She's really quite the disgrace.
Full Name: Renesmee "Nessie" Carlie Cullen. ....Really? RENESMEE?
Full Name: Renesmee "Nessie" Carlie Cullen. ....Really? RENESMEE?
Renesmee Cullen: Let me touch your forehead.
The Volturi: Oh ok, we won't kill you now because you are so perfect.
The Volturi: Oh ok, we won't kill you now because you are so perfect.
by KooChan February 14, 2009
Get the Renesmee Cullen mug.Edward Cullen is a Mary Sue written for the sole purpose of encouraging girls aged eleven to fifteen to give up hard earned pocket money to Summit Entertainment and Little Brown and Co. He drives the perfect car. He has the perfect hair. He has the perfect face. He has the perfect body. He is also blindingly white and ice cold, which somehow translates out to sexy.
Many adults claim his character makes a positive influence on girls, stating that he encourages reading, and promotes themes like abstinence because he won't have sex with his girlfriend, Bella. However, they neglect to mention that he sneaks into a girl’s room without permission to watch her sleep, breaks down her car so she can’t see her best friend, forces his family to move away without saying goodbye to Bella in order to control her grieving process, and generally acts as a model of a controlling, abusive boyfriend. His behavior is excused, because fans of Twilight, the series he more or less stars in, claim he was doing it all “for Bella’s protection” or “because he loves her.”
Edward is a vampire with barely any of the consequences, and several added perks. When he goes out in sunlight, all he does is sparkle. He isn’t affected by crosses, or holy water. He can have children with humans. He’s super strong and super fast, and he reads minds.
All in all, he's a fictional character who provides girls with the perfect, abusive bad boy.
Many adults claim his character makes a positive influence on girls, stating that he encourages reading, and promotes themes like abstinence because he won't have sex with his girlfriend, Bella. However, they neglect to mention that he sneaks into a girl’s room without permission to watch her sleep, breaks down her car so she can’t see her best friend, forces his family to move away without saying goodbye to Bella in order to control her grieving process, and generally acts as a model of a controlling, abusive boyfriend. His behavior is excused, because fans of Twilight, the series he more or less stars in, claim he was doing it all “for Bella’s protection” or “because he loves her.”
Edward is a vampire with barely any of the consequences, and several added perks. When he goes out in sunlight, all he does is sparkle. He isn’t affected by crosses, or holy water. He can have children with humans. He’s super strong and super fast, and he reads minds.
All in all, he's a fictional character who provides girls with the perfect, abusive bad boy.
Hey, what are all those eleven year old girls shrieking about?
They're discussing Edward Cullen. They'll outgrow guys like him in a few years . . . I hope.
They're discussing Edward Cullen. They'll outgrow guys like him in a few years . . . I hope.
by anti twihard April 10, 2009
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by thisisit December 28, 2008
Get the Edward Cullen mug.The quackity cult is a cult that mcyt fans have made up of quackity. They will go on twitter posts and tiktok videos saying "✝✝❎QUACKITY IS COMING✝✨😍😁SING WHERE ARE THE ASKERS✝✨❎💨💥BEFORE HE COMES✝☮☯⭕❌‼QUACKITY LOVES YOU ALL✝💤💥" and they will use random emojis to space it out. It is in a inside joke (now explained) made by the mcyttiktok and some of mcyttwitter community.
"Guys! Help, there's these people commenting stuff about a guy named "Quackity?" and I don't know what to do they're spamming my comments! They're saying they're a quackity cult?
by whatthehonkali February 22, 2021
Get the quackity cult mug.Nickname for Ann Coulter because she has what appears to be an adam's apple, probably due to her advanced age and extreme anorexia. BTW, it's not putting down drag queens, its a slur at her lack of femininity as well as blatant lack of humanity. She is hated by anyone with a sense of human decency.
Man Coulter's adam's apple was very visible today on Faux News. It was bobbling while s/he spewed more annoying hate speech. Man Coulter's ten times the man Bill O'Reilly is.
by monkiki December 13, 2007
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by robot June 5, 2005
Get the The Cult mug.Here are the massive flaws of the vampire, Edward, in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. And yes. I hate the book. Completely stupid thing to fill your minds up with.
1. He's so darn overprotective of Bella that sometimes i want to strangle him. "I won't let you go over the the werewolf pack cuz you might get hurt by the other guy who loves you." Completely valid reason, Edward.
2. EDWARD'S FRICKEN INK ON PAPER, GIRLS, YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY TELL ME HE'S GORGOUS. NO!!! DON'T DROOL ON YOUR SO-CALLED "BIBLE" OVER A COUPLE OF INK SPLOTS! AGH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
3. He hates Jacob. Well, i hate Jacob, too, but still. I thought he was PERFECTION, girls, so he can't hate anybody!!! For a couple of reaons: 1, Jacob's in love with Bella..(i thought jacob had better taste than BELLA...?) I don't blame Eddy for that. Okay, secondly, he's jealous. WHAT'S THAT, DROOLING FANGIRLS!? I THOUGHT HE WAS "PERFECTION"!!! And thirdly, he hates werewolves because he's predejuced. OMG! LOOKS LIKE EDWARD ISN'T PERFECTION!!! who knew?
1. He's so darn overprotective of Bella that sometimes i want to strangle him. "I won't let you go over the the werewolf pack cuz you might get hurt by the other guy who loves you." Completely valid reason, Edward.
2. EDWARD'S FRICKEN INK ON PAPER, GIRLS, YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY TELL ME HE'S GORGOUS. NO!!! DON'T DROOL ON YOUR SO-CALLED "BIBLE" OVER A COUPLE OF INK SPLOTS! AGH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
3. He hates Jacob. Well, i hate Jacob, too, but still. I thought he was PERFECTION, girls, so he can't hate anybody!!! For a couple of reaons: 1, Jacob's in love with Bella..(i thought jacob had better taste than BELLA...?) I don't blame Eddy for that. Okay, secondly, he's jealous. WHAT'S THAT, DROOLING FANGIRLS!? I THOUGHT HE WAS "PERFECTION"!!! And thirdly, he hates werewolves because he's predejuced. OMG! LOOKS LIKE EDWARD ISN'T PERFECTION!!! who knew?
Me: "I think the books are addicting, but lacking alot. For example, look at Edward!! Completely boring. I perfer Carlisle to Eddy.
Drooling Fangirl #1(completely ignoring me): No! I <3 Edward!! He's mine!
Drooling Fangirl #2 (Tearing at Fangirl #1's I <3 Edward cullen t-shirt): Whatever! I read the book first! I get edward.
Me: HE'S FRICKEN INKSPLOTS, WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT?!?!?
Drooling Fangirl #1(completely ignoring me): No! I <3 Edward!! He's mine!
Drooling Fangirl #2 (Tearing at Fangirl #1's I <3 Edward cullen t-shirt): Whatever! I read the book first! I get edward.
Me: HE'S FRICKEN INKSPLOTS, WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT?!?!?
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