crusader #5497

ban him. He's ginger. We don't like him

crusader #5497 somehow has a girlfriend. Bro what?

by phantom is a simp May 7, 2021

KFC Crusader

A derogatory term used to describe a black person due to their affection for KFC chicken.

A KFC crusader cannot resist a bucket of chicken.

by Broken91 October 27, 2025

Truth Crusader

Troy Browning:
Founder of Axiom Truth
Social media truth evangelist
Definer of "American Psychopathy"
Truth Crusader

Truth Crusader is a cool guy. TrueBlue Troy for President!

by Truth Crusader March 5, 2025

crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view

Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre

by JohnXL December 16, 2017

Crusader

A attractive person who suits up in nice clothes to go and fuck the shit out of a fat girl

Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)

“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”

by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024

A Crusade

A group of 3 or more Paladins/Anti-paladins

There's A Crusade in town.
Damn, how many paladins are there?
At least 3.

by anonymous June 22, 2024