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peter cottontail

during the act of anal sex, usually forced, the male withdraws and ejaculates on the small of his victim's back then puts his or her removed pubic hair on the semen in a fluffy ball, sticking as it dries. this is usually done while slowly singing "here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Oh god, Alex! Please just stop!"
by Taylor, Michael, and Philip February 29, 2008
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cotton top

an older person with grey or white hair
I wish this cotton top would drive a little faster
by madgreg February 4, 2010
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Pick My Cotton

This phrase stems from cotton fields that were tended by slaves.

Pick my cotton in other words means 'do me a favor' but is not a question, it has more of a 'do it' tone.

Usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.

Alternatively it can be used as 'I'll pick your cotton' which is used to say, 'Yes I will do you a favor, but I hate you.'
"Dude can you pick my cotton here?" Pointing at the TV and PS3.
"Fine..."

"Grab my coffee while you're in the kitchen."
"Fine, I'll pick your cotton. Bastard."
by Ogen July 20, 2009
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Cotton Shot

Injecting the remnants of a drug that was filtered through a cotton ball (most commonly heroin).

Soaking particularly old filters can sometimes lead to cotton fever.
I ran out of heroin, so now I'm going to do a cotton shot so I don't get sick. I hope I don't get cotton fever.
by JVen September 4, 2013
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Satan's little cotton fingers

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.
Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.
by TinyTears April 9, 2009
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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
by greeef April 24, 2003
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Cotton eyed joe

The ultimate Redneck song.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.
If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?

If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...
by Urban_Fellow June 30, 2006
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