coochie confetti

The bits of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes, usually due to cheap toilet paper.

"when I went for a dive in the bushes, I choked on some coochie confetti!"

by fukifino April 12, 2009

Connetquot

While the students within the schools couldn't be sweeter, the drugs could. Everyone is knee deep in Cocaine, Meth and Pot that you can't tell whether or not half the school is high when they get to school. And don't get me started on the alcohol.

The best dealers go to Connetquot.

by DA BEST420 May 6, 2018

consettia

Loyal, and beautiful yet moody and can quickly get bitchy.

She is so consettia I never know when to shit or git.

by TQUIMBY November 14, 2006

contemperphobic

scared of most things modern

New Condos make me contemperphobic, I prefer the fine craftsmanship and charm of things made long ago.

by rainsom September 8, 2010

confetti surprise

Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!

I can my women a confetti surprise last night

by napalm3191 October 19, 2014

Confetti Bukkake

When someone sends you a card, invitation, or other piece of snail mail with a shit ton of "adorable" confetti that bursts all over you, the floor, and fucking everywhere.

Did you get Amy's invitation to the birthday party?

Yup.
Fill of confetti?
Yup.
Get everywhere?
Yup.
Fucking confetti bukkake.

by Hex68 December 18, 2015

confetti necklace

When you let your baby gravy rip all over her chest, sprinkle a package of skittles on her and some of them stick to her. Bonus points are awarded if he/she is able to eat some of them.

Hold still baby... I want to make sure I get this confetti necklace looking juuuuust riiiiight!

by antilimit May 17, 2016