Connecticut Douche

preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.

Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.

Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.

Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?

by ceeceeeeeeee June 1, 2009

Connecticut Muffin

Placing one's penis between the fleshy folds of another person's belly for sexual pleasure.

I really wanted breakfast, but instead got a Connecticut Muffin

by cryptictravler June 18, 2009

Connecticut

The 5th state in the nation. Connecticut is a diverse state, to the extreme. A extremely strange mixture of extremely rich to wanna-be gangsters, to gangsters, to middle class blue collar, to strait rednecks. Cities like New Haven, Hartford, and Bridgeport, where shootings, drug dealing, and prostitution is common, also contain normal people in the mix. There are also places like Greenwich, which contain the gated, extremely wealthy residents. There are also places where you will find plenty of rednecks. These people will spend there days working, fishing, off-road driving, and drinking by bonfires, lol. Connecticut is overall an average middle class hard working state, with a mixture of both extremes, from rich to dirt poor, from successful business men and women, to welfare relying bums and everything in between.

Connecticut is bordered by MA to the north, RI to the east, LI NY to the south, and NY to the west.

Connecticut is the Alonconquin indian word meaning "The longest river"

State bird- Robin
Flower- Mountain Laurel

Bug- Praying Mantis
Song- Yankee Doodle
Dance- Square Dance
Capitol- Hartford

Also, the majority of CT voters are listed as independent. CT is historically a Democratic state, however, is gaining more Conservative voters fairly quickly.

RICH

Q" "Do you want to go watch the truck pulls in Durham?"
A "No, I am extremely busy counting my money"

Drug Ridden

Q "How much does an oxycontin cost in Meriden?"
A "Doesnt matter, I shoot heroin now"

Red neck

Q "do you want to go mudding with the Jeeps?"
A "I am not drunk enough, gimme 4 minutes"

Blue Collar

Q "Have you gotten a raise this year?"
A "Of course, we live in Connecticut, I got a raise in taxes last month!"

by white3562 May 18, 2011

Conner

A hot, sweet, funny, and smart guy. If you have a Conner don't let him go. He is an amazing boyfriend and will never leave your side. He makes you smile and laugh all the time. He is the hottest guy in school.

That guy is being a total Conner right now, I wish I was him.

by Brooke J November 29, 2011

connect

a) drug supplier
b) verb of buying drug

a) the connect called, the hydroponic has arrived
b) I connected an ounce of hydro

by samrosza March 31, 2009

Sean Connery

While smoking a joint or bowl of marijuana, if someone says the phrase "Sean Connery says schmoke it" (in his accent of course) then the amount that is left must be finished by those who participated when the joint or bowl was lit. This is referred to as "calling Sean Connery." This term is classically used only once per day among a group.

Travvy: Maaaaan...... I'm too baked, i'm done.
Timmy: "Sean Connery says schmoke it"
Travvy: Well, you've got to obey the Sean, hand it back.

by Tall Tim February 11, 2009

sean connery

1. cool
2. cool
3. sexy
4. cool
5. james bond
6. fill in blank

"your mother'sh a whoore"

by F yee April 8, 2003