A computo is scarce or cloce to non existantce for the very basic fact that the word "computo" does not refer to anything specific.
by Jerome G. October 5, 2007
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Get the Computard mug.(Noun) 1. A computer's testicles 2. The most vulnerable place on a computer 3. A good thing to grab while yelling "Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!"
Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!
by ramon_omar August 6, 2010
Get the computicles mug.Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.
Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"
by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010
Get the Computer Mullet mug.One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.
by jonjeff July 17, 2014
Get the Computard mug.Describes people who are above the level of computer illiterate, but still have problems grasping basic functionality on a PC.
by norwegianNerdfaces April 24, 2016
Get the Computerly challenged mug.Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.
by DaughterNiece October 6, 2018
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