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Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert has 4 definitions

1)The humorous persona that has become known as other have put it "The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO. A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness."

2)Colberts own identity as a person who is obviously a brilliant person to come up with the stuff he does for his show.

3)The TRUE name of the space node that NASA decided to falsely call tranquility. Colbert Nation knows the TRUE name of that node.

4)a lousy treadmill there gonna send into space as a way to cheat colbert out of what he won. (see definition 3) nobody really gives a damn about this treadmill and its really an insult to Colbert Nation.
(1-3) When Stephen Colbery becomes Galactic Overlord he will smite the fools at NASA who cheated him.

(4) Stephen Colbert doesnt really give a damn about the C.O.L.B.E.R.T POS.
by Brisingr April 16, 2009
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Mac commercial

A commercial that can be seen on TV on almost any channel.
Mac commercials always consist of these three elements:
1. Bashing the PC.
2. Talks about what the PC has.
3. Lists NOTHING that is fact about the Mac.

In reality, Mac commercials work on trying to make people think they are better then a PC computer by showing all the Mac faults. Some say Mac tells some things about itself but there is no commercial in existence that says anything about Mac besides it being shiny.
While the PC commercials talk about its newest theme and talks about itself, Mac focuses on acting like a dick and smearing the name of Bill Gates.
Macs are well known for only focusing on bashing PCs.
I'm tired of seeing these non-informal Mac commercials.
All they do is pull a John McCain move on PCs.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
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Commercial rap

Rap music in today's culture that is basically a repeat of the same song type. -Commonly "gangster rap" Most songs talk about getting money, gang banging, and some form of an explicit love song. The style is the same in music using heavy bass lines and hard drum machines. Often people will mistake it as real hip-hop or think the artist is cool for using elementary metaphors. Generally it is the opposite of underground rap.
2. Most likely your favorite artist (if he/or she is on the radio a lot)
3. "Why don't you listen to a lot of lil wayne?" "Half the time, the song styles don't change. It's the same thing everytime, new beats, new rhyme, same subject; aka Commercial Rap"
by Underground Rap Genuis May 24, 2012
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Comfermative

On the news tonight it was comfermative that the weather was hot.
by hnycutt March 26, 2017
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e-commerce

Buying and selling products and services by means of electronic media is commonly referred to as e-commerce.
by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010
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Colbert Nation

Noun, Colbert Nation is a cult run by Stephen Colbert, the son of god and our savior.
Are your going to the Colbert Nation weekend camp?
by Kosher Boy May 3, 2008
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Beard Combed

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.
ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"
by DizBuddy September 21, 2009
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