Clemsoning

The act of fingering another man's butthole, without consent. Typically occurs within the confines of a gridiron football game, but is not necessarily limited to that context.

The opposing fan base was outraged after someone posted footage of a player Clemsoning one of our guys.

by Treemange January 6, 2017

Comstock Lode

Act of a man with a sterling Prince Albert cumming in a silver spoon and the bitch eat it.

Man, you shoulda seen the Comstock Lode I fed that bitch after we left the bar last night!

by ScottyPhillips March 12, 2011

comson

Someone who is pretending to be cool

He's / she's so comson

by Orcas 101 November 3, 2017

Chaka Comes With A Price

A phrase that indicates bad juju (much like a curse of misfortune) will be targeted at a person if they attempt to perform certain acts.

As Dakota reached for my last cigarette, I warned him, "Chaka Comes with a price.." Unfortunately, he disregarded my warning and woke up the following morning with Multipleclerosis.

by ChowderDunk June 8, 2016

comes with a free ego

A tag added to the end of a product that when bought makes the consumer think they are better than everyone else.

Steve: Do you know what the temperature in Aspen is today?

Ronald: Lemme check on my brand new iPhone!

Steve: Ronald youve had that phone for 3 months shut the fuck up.

Peter: Steve, dont you know that the iPhone comes with a free ego?

by dercanerfuyijander October 5, 2009

comes out of the blue

To happen unexpectedly

"He seemed so surprised from the news that comes out of the blue"

by Dolucky April 12, 2021

comshot

When a guy puts his dick between a girls boobs and ejaculates on her face and into her mouth.

David shoved his dick between Sarah's boobs and ejaculated onto her face. Sarah then moaned, "Nice comshot David!"

by McCurrySauce April 7, 2011